Just Can't Seem to Get It Right Today

it's official. cary brothers and joe purdy. on beale. i will be there. see my previous post and check them out.

who am i kidding? nobody reads this.

i broke my toe today. it's true. i was walking out of the bathroom after my morning shower, preparing to get dressed for work when i caught the edge of the door with my right pinky toe. since i was alone in the house, i screamed multiple profanities and spun around, landing on my back on the bed and rolled onto the floor. not a good way to start the day. and you should see my toe. it's varying shades of purple and blue, and it kind of looks like that urban camoflauge, with specks of black and some spot free of discoloration.

blair, you saw it. you said it was broken without even looking at it. it sounded broken just by the way i was walking, didn't it?

i have decided that, given the right muse, i could be a skillful songsmith just like the aforementioned artists. i'll be conducting interviews for this new position (officially titled "The Inspiration for Colin to Follow His Unrealistic and Unattainable Dreams") by telephone beginning 6 November. Please send resume, letter of interest, and at least three references to my comments section. Must be willing to relocate, love dogs, Chinese food, and beer, and have superb musical taste. Must also be able to support me financially, as i will be the struggling musician type for at least six months. i'm pretty sure i can break out big-time by then.

this post is becoming tiresome. i will leave you with this.